Safety Brief Coffee Mug | Hydrate or Die Military Humor | 11oz & 15oz

Safety Brief Coffee Mug | Hydrate or Die Military Humor | 11oz & 15oz

11oz
$11.99
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Safety Brief Coffee Mug | Hydrate or Die Military Humor | 11oz & 15oz
  • Safety Brief Coffee Mug | Hydrate or Die Military Humor | 11oz & 15oz
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • Safety Brief Coffee Mug | Hydrate or Die Military Humor | 11oz & 15oz
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
  • “Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.” Printify }
Safety Brief Coffee Mug | Hydrate or Die Military Humor | 11oz & 15oz

Safety Brief Coffee Mug | Hydrate or Die Military Humor | 11oz & 15oz

$11.99

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Hydrate or die. Don't be stupid. Safety brief conducted.

Some safety briefings take an hour. This one takes three lines.

Inspired by the unforgettable humor of military life, the Safety Brief Coffee Mug delivers a familiar dose of sarcasm with every cup.

Featuring bold, stencil-style lettering on glossy black ceramic, this mug proudly displays three simple reminders:

Hydrate or die.

Don't be stupid.

Safety brief conducted.

The opposite side features the Anvil & Anthem Supply Co. logo against a distressed American flag background.

Perfect for veterans, active-duty service members, military families, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh before their morning coffee.

Product details:

  • Glossy black ceramic mug

  • Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes

  • Two-sided design with military-humor lettering and Anvil & Anthem branding

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe

  • Great for home, office, or the morning formation of one

Coffee first. Bad decisions later.

Safety brief complete. Carry on.

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