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“Deck Ape Mode: Activated” Boatswain’s Mate Tee — Anchors, Attitude & Zero Chill
“Deck Ape Mode: Activated” Boatswain’s Mate Tee — Anchors, Attitude & Zero Chill
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Powered by caffeine, bad decisions, and lines under tension—welcome to the life of a Boatswain’s Mate.
If you know, you know… and if you don’t, stand clear.
The Boatswain’s Mate Tee brings full deck force energy with a bold design featuring crossed anchors and an angry ape front and center—because nothing says “BM life” like controlled chaos and a little bit of attitude.
This shirt is built for those who’ve:
⚓ Worked lines in weather that makes civilians cry
🚢 Yelled “HEAVE!” like it’s a personality trait
☕ Survived on caffeine and questionable sleep
🐒 Earned the title of deck ape and wear it proudly
Perfect for active duty, veterans, or anyone who respects the backbone of the Navy. Whether you’re on the pier, at the bar, or explaining your job for the 100th time, this tee says it all—loud and unapologetic.
Comfortable, durable, and salty enough to pass inspection.
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Product: Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
- 5.3 oz.,
- 100% preshrunk cotton
- Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Seamless rib at neck
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Tear away label
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- 7/8" collar
- Classic fit
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