{"product_id":"black-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"“Safety Brief Mug – Hydrate, Don’t Die, Roger That.”","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"515\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"700\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eAttention troops! Your mission, should you choose to accept it: survive another day fueled by caffeine and common sense.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"757\"\u003eSafety Brief Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e – the only mug that doubles as your morning motivation \u003cem data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e your unofficial safety officer. With the immortal words \u003cem data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"934\"\u003e“Hydrate or die. Don’t be stupid. Safety brief conducted”\u003c\/em\u003e emblazoned across the side, this mug reminds you that survival is a group effort — and caffeine is your battle buddy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1392\"\u003eWhether you’re an early riser, a barracks legend, or just trying to make it through Monday formation, this mug’s durable ceramic design and crisp lettering make it perfect for coffee, energy drinks, or tears of regret from last night’s bad decisions. Available in \u003cstrong data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1337\"\u003e11oz and 15oz\u003c\/strong\u003e, because size matters — especially when it’s coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1465\"\u003eSo grab one, soldier. \u003cstrong data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1465\"\u003eBecause safety first... right after caffeine.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"656\"\u003e#MilitaryHumor #VeteranOwned #SafetyBrief #HydrateOrDie #SaltyMugLife #CoffeeOps #TheLaughingGoat #SafetyBriefMug #CaffeineCommand #MorningFormation #MilitaryLife #VetHumor #LaughingGoatGear #CoffeeWithPurpose #SarcasmAndService\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":46344006566065,"sku":"43618129430636691023","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":46344006598833,"sku":"96851322126423136240","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0687\/4418\/3985\/files\/14824084795766749573_2048.jpg?v=1779907895","url":"https:\/\/www.anvilandanthem.com\/products\/black-mug-11oz-15oz","provider":"Anvil and Anthem","version":"1.0","type":"link"}